15.  The universe's repeating patterns: stir your morning coffee, then slowly add milk .

16.  Fiction and truth are not opposites.

17.  Individuality is surprisingly variable.

18.  Ends never justify means.

19.  Monkey monarchy or dolphin democracy?

20.  Follow the leader within.

21.  Survival of the fittest = survival of the most adaptable.

22.  Monuments ought not be built by those they honor.

23.  Sport is war deferred.

24.  Perhaps the reason we haven't heard from other life in the nearby universe is because it is still under water.

25.  No slave is more oppressed than one who thinks he's free.

26.  The past is the punishment.

27.  The Internet belongs to the people of the world.

28.  Dominance depends on submission.

29.  Sometimes pain no gain.

30.  History never fades away.

31.  Fishing is hunting.

32.  Nutrition shapes thinking.

33.  Acceptable to make fun of one's own?

34.  Utopia = "Land of Nowhere" = Cyberspace

35.  Stevie: Seeing not necessary for Wonder?

36.  Truth teaches via a random curriculum.

37.  Social Capitalism? We already have a primitive form of it.

38.  Democracy spreads more via peace than war.

39.  Author in coma after collisions with commas.

40.  Are we running out of catchy melodies?

42.  The Internet: Liberty's Greatest Experiment

43.  Each day memorize a quotation from Seldes or Roget.

44.  Nothing is truly disposable.

45.  Consumer protection: shelf-confidence?

46.  Liberty is more important than democracy.

47.  Language declines as errors become accepted usage because distinctions are lost.

48.  Study fun and get good at it.

49.  Never pretend to care.

50.  50,000 trees per Sunday edition.

51.  The purpose of work is to make time for play.

52.  Don't distrust until you must.

53.  Role model: athletic Benjamin Franklin.

54.  No slave is more oppressed than one who thinks he's master.

55.  Govt. Hotline: 1-800-BALONEY

56.  This is Hell. God would make no worse.

57.  The voice is the doorway to the heart.

58.  Who's behind this fence: you or me?

59.  The way to get power is to just take it.

60.  Leaks natural way to inform public?

61.  Author: savor every word.

62.  Why spend so much of this life so concerned with the next?

63.  Universe: chaos > order.

64.  New decades provide excuses for change.

65.  The irrevocability of the past is harsh punishment.

66.  Id Congress, Ego executive, Superego Judicial.

67.  Do one thing each day for your relationships.

69.  Buy used furs only.

70.  Questions good when insightful, also when inciteful.

72.  "Computer Down": all-purpose excuse.

73.  Fishing is hunting.

74.  Govern-MEND = Reg-YOU-lation.

75.  Many politicians debate dilemmas in order not to lose.

76.  Degree of success = number of critics?

77.  Dump Columbus Day.

78.  Develop your power-smile.

80.  Worry is evil.

81.  Speaketh no word thou canst spell.

82.  Gossip: persons to persons re persons.

83.  Protect love.

84.  Sinners entitled to judge others? Yes.

85.  The Internet is a mirror.

87.  Abusive officials: pawns as kings.

88.  Fight the nearest injustice and the greatest injustice. Great injustices rest upon the shoulders of the many small ones.

89.  There is more life under water than on land.

90.  Universal law: every atom and every soul is different.

91.  Love and happiness come to the rich too.

92.  Comfort can kill.

93.  Handbook: How to Have Fun Without Drinking.

94.  A random mental act is a dance with the Universe.

95.  Blaming the Internet is like blaming the pen.

96.  Cut prices not taxes?

97.  Some day we'll learn what life is made of, and all about the stars above, but not the mystery of love.

98.  We are on our way to Utopia.

99.  We all go to the afterlife.

  100.  Suit and tie best disguise of all.